Why Dogs Hate Halloween: Bark III

LETS TALK ABOUT: Jack O'Lanterns

LETS TALK ABOUT MANY THINGS

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QUOTE

“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.” ~Jean Baudrillard

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HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

 

 

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 CONSERVATIVE CHUCKLES

Q: How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Hoping that it would change is quite enough.

Q: How many President Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The bulb is a lot more burnt out than we thought. Clearly, the bulb has deteriorated. It might not be changed as quickly as we would like and they now cost trillions. It should have been changed by his predecessor, anyway.

Q: How many MSM journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No need, Obama is the Light.

Q: How many President Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The bulb is a lot more burnt out than we thought. Clearly, the bulb has deteriorated. It might not be changed as quickly as we would like and they now cost trillions. It should have been changed by his predecessor, anyway.

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PUNS & GROANERS
Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

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CARTOON

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 VIDEO PICKS
MONSTER MASH COSTUMES


OLD DISNEY SKELTON DANCE

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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
The Military in Iraq loves Chuck Norris and make up "facts" about Chuck all the time:

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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SIGNS OF THE TIMES

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COWBOY WISDOM

Riding: the art of keeping the horse between you and the ground.

If you havent fallen off a horse….then you havent been ridin long enough

If you’re riding a high horse there’s no way to get down gracefully.

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WHY I LOVE FOX NEWS

 Neil Cavuto and his daily "Closed Door" segment

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT TEXAS

 Texas Pride... It ain't braggin' if it's true!


Texas, Our Texas
Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test
O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.
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Texas, O Texas! your freeborn single star,
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far,
Emblem of Freedom! it set our hearts aglow,
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.
(chorus)

Texas, dear Texas! from tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor, your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes, we come your children true,
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

Chorus
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

DAILY DELIGHTS

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QUOTE

Don’t believe the song and dance about preserving a private option, or not being interested in the government running it all. Don’t believe it for a minute.

“I happen to be a proponent of single-payer universal health care plan.” - President Barack Obama at the 2003 AFL CIO conference

“If we can get a good public option it could lead to single payer and that’s the best way to reach single-payer.” - Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee

“A public option will put the private insurance industry out of business and lead to single-payer” -Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) House Democratic Leadership Chief Deputy Whip

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PELOSI WITCH COSTUME

Just have fun kids. Oh, and be sure and take half your candy and give it to the kids too lazy to go out trick-or-treating for themselves. The Wizard of O would want you to do that… you know, so you can share the wealth?

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CONSERVATIVE CHUCKLE

In order to secure the votes of wavering Democrats, House leaders Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman inserted several last minute amendments to the ObamaCare legislation, including provisions for national oxygen rationing, witch burnings, dousings, and phrenology research.

But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisection intended to "supplicate the Earth-Spirits."

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VIDEO OF THE DAY

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Meals of the Day
MA & PA's KETTLE
Sausage Gravy & Biscuits
Stewed Apples and Cranberries
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Tomato Basil Soup
Grilled Provolone Cheese Sandwich
Carrot Cake
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Pork & Green Chile Stew
Flour Tortillas
Avacado & Vegetable Salad
Chocolate-Cinnamon Pudding
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Make recipe request in comments.
Recipe will be posted or sent by email if provided.

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SIGNS OF THE TIMES

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HOMESPUN WISDOM
Half a truth is often a great lie.

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WHY I LOVE FOX NEWS
Fox and Friends

DAILY DELIGHT

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QUOTE

"We keep hearing this is a brave new era of public confidence in the virtues of government planning. But the lesson of cash for clunkers is that if this government can’t manage a free lunch, it can hardly be trusted to decide whether you can have a hip replacement, and how much it will pay for it." --WSJ--

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OBAMY ZOMBIE COSTUME

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CONSERVATIVE CHUCKLE

EMAIL WARNING!!!!!!!

If you get an email titled Sarah Palin nude photos
DON'T OPEN IT!
It could contain a virus.
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If you get an email titled Nancy Pelosi nude photos
DON'T OPEN IT!
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

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VIDEO OF THE DAY
Scariest Halloween Video of the Year

Paranormal TAXivity

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HOMESPUN WISDOM
Pain is inevitable
Misery is optional
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Meals of the Day
COUNTRY CAFE
Country Sausage
Grits and Gravy
Biscuits & Plum Butter
Fresh Squeezed OJ
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Roast Beef Hash
Carrot and Celery Sticks
Homemade Apple Pie
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Pan Seared Pork Loin
Creamy Sage Gravy
Mashed Potatoes - Green Beans
Cranberry-Orange Parfait
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Leave request for recipes in comments
Recipe will be posted or sent by email if provided.
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SIGNS OF THE TIMES

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WHY I LOVE FOX NEWS

My day just would not be complete without Shepherd Smith's daily Bear Story and of course... the BEAR ON THE TRAMPOLINE!

Why Dogs Hate Halloween: Bark II

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