DAILY DELIGHTS

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Don’t believe the song and dance about preserving a private option, or not being interested in the government running it all. Don’t believe it for a minute.

“I happen to be a proponent of single-payer universal health care plan.” - President Barack Obama at the 2003 AFL CIO conference

“If we can get a good public option it could lead to single payer and that’s the best way to reach single-payer.” - Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee

“A public option will put the private insurance industry out of business and lead to single-payer” -Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) House Democratic Leadership Chief Deputy Whip

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PELOSI WITCH COSTUME

Just have fun kids. Oh, and be sure and take half your candy and give it to the kids too lazy to go out trick-or-treating for themselves. The Wizard of O would want you to do that… you know, so you can share the wealth?

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CONSERVATIVE CHUCKLE

In order to secure the votes of wavering Democrats, House leaders Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman inserted several last minute amendments to the ObamaCare legislation, including provisions for national oxygen rationing, witch burnings, dousings, and phrenology research.

But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisection intended to "supplicate the Earth-Spirits."

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VIDEO OF THE DAY

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Meals of the Day
MA & PA's KETTLE
Sausage Gravy & Biscuits
Stewed Apples and Cranberries
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Tomato Basil Soup
Grilled Provolone Cheese Sandwich
Carrot Cake
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Pork & Green Chile Stew
Flour Tortillas
Avacado & Vegetable Salad
Chocolate-Cinnamon Pudding
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SIGNS OF THE TIMES

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HOMESPUN WISDOM
Half a truth is often a great lie.

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WHY I LOVE FOX NEWS
Fox and Friends

DAILY DELIGHTS

HALLOWEEN COSTUME OF THE DAY

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CONSERVATIVE CHUCKLE

President Obama catches comedic flak from all corners after his unexpected win of the Nobel Peace Prize. Jay Leno: "That's pretty amazing, Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Ironically, his biggest accomplishment as president so far: winning the Nobel Peace Prize."

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MENU OF THE DAY
DOWNHOME DINER

Oatmeal with Raisins
Cinnamon Toast Brulee

Apple & Berry Salad on Greens
Creamy Cauliflower Soup
Garlicky Cheese Toast

Mom's Beefy Mushroom Meatloaf & Gravy
Mashed Potatoes  <>  Whole Green Beans
Fresh Fruit Cup

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VIDEO OF THE DAY

The Government Can by Tim Hawkins

Conservative Chuckle: Palin and the Pope

Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing in Venice.

The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience, hoping they will be able to allot minimal coverage, if any.

The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a gondola ride through the canals of Venice.

They’re admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when, all of a sudden, the Pope’s white skullcap (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.

The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff’s cap with his pole, but this move threatens to overturn the floating craft.

Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, “Wait, wait. I’ll take care of this. Don’t worry.”

She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Pope’s hat, bends over and picks it up.

She walks back across the water to the gondola, steps aboard and hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the MSM headlines of the — Associated Press, New York Times, Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, CBS News, NBC News, MSNBC News, ABC News, and CNN — are screaming with delight:

“Palin Can’t Swim.”